Inklilngs 2024

The First Photocard Maria Cortes ’24 The wedding bells chimed The bride and the groom Walk down the aisle Where sweet flowers bloom The maid of honor With a flower in her hair Clucks her teeth Without a care The shining best man Wears a striped red suit With a brighter ego His looks he would toot That crazy Aunt Carla Always causing disruption Speaks over the music With shameless gumption The defiant uncle Was way out of line He cried “I Object!” Before it was time Aunt Carla chastised him So he got up and left Though in his absence None were bereft The priest, that’s me Gave them well wishes Held their hands Said, “Exchange kisses!” “Eww!” they exclaimed The couple turned red The groom looked disgusted The bride shook her head 37